Today, I downloaded a movie for my mom that she really likes, "When Harry Met Sally". When she loaded the file, we soon found out it was actually some kind of obscure porno billed as "When Harry Wet Sally". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother called them "sinners" claiming they'll "burn in hell twice". Then she said, "God doesn't like gays." I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML
Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry Potter porn in the living room. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
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starw0lf 31
I can just imagine the "I'll have what she's having" restaurant scene!
ThatOneDrummer 8
You should probably read things more carefully before downloading them.
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Comments (81)
ekwinoks 5
Sounds better them "when Hairy met Sally".
monkeytater96 23
Haha I did the same thing a few years ago. I wanted to watch devil wears prada. Yeah it was a porno devil wears nada. As a 13 year old, it was weird.
patchesOhoolihan 12
The Bad News Bearasses was good, and cant forget The Longest Nards
ocramavaf 15
looking it up right now, for research purposes to better understand how this mistake may have come to pass, fyl op, hopefully your mother liked it
ocramavaf 15
once made a similar mistake with v for vendetta except this time the title matched
brenton490 19
Reminds me of the time when I was about 8 and rented a movie called 008 from blockbuster and apparently it was a 007 porno.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
YDI For not checking out the movie before showing it to her! It could have been a screamer, which, considering you are old enough to use FML, I'm guessing your Mom isn't exactly young, and would have been at a higher risk of having a heart attack if it had been!
DanielleinDC 34
If it was a misnamed file, FYL. If you didn't think to check the title, YDI.
goodlordyousuck 8
Dude, I accidentally watched that (for about 30 seconds) 13 years ago when I was trying to watch the OTHER movie at my brother's apartment while he was gone. Talk about traumatizing to a Southern Baptist raised teenage girl LOL.
Muttley9 13
Well, kind of kills the "I'll have what she's having!" scene :)