Today, I downloaded a movie for my mom that she really likes, "When Harry Met Sally". When she loaded the file, we soon found out it was actually some kind of obscure porno billed as "When Harry Wet Sally". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother called them "sinners" claiming they'll "burn in hell twice". Then she said, "God doesn't like gays." I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML
Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry Potter porn in the living room. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
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starw0lf 31
I can just imagine the "I'll have what she's having" restaurant scene!
ThatOneDrummer 8
You should probably read things more carefully before downloading them.
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dawood_k 27
I think they watched the whole thing...! The question is whether it was together or not?
AlWAYSN4EVR 13
Who knows? Maybe she liked it.
zandalee 20
Reminds me of the time Mum came home with the movie Zorro, only it was the porno version. She has never lived it down.
FMLkoala 28
I'm just imagining a fighting scene where zorro is fighting naked
mxij 13
Duh #31, how else would he use his sword?
masterof1 7
mmmmmm his long, thick sword
Rainhawk94 27
Uhhhhh.....just don't
Mauskau 36
Usually it says "****" or "xxx" or "18+" when it comes to links like that.
DudeEvil 22
Oh, sweetie, bless your little soul; so young and naive, you are. :')
Mauskau 36
Well it does on the torrent site I use. It also helps to read the description and comments before downloading anything. And check videos before you give them to anyone.
DestroyerEndsU 6
seems u know ur **** downloading habbits very well. lol
DudeEvil 22
29, I was just messing. Jokes aside, you're correct, but it's probably the case that OP didn't read properly, or the uploader of the porno named the file incorrectly.
RedPillSucks 33
So, is there a **** version of the movie xXx (Triple X, Vin Diesel)
naxeeb 33
Rule 34? :P
142_cats 13
Delicous.
Queen_bee1234 21
#21 Delicious*
StompinOnCrayons 15
Just wait till your father comes home !
Grauncho 27
You accidentally added 'home' at the end.
WasabiMars 21
I'll now download these two movies. Bur seriously OP, I can't even imagine the awkwardness you must have been through.
Girlie7 11
I thought the real movie was like that...
iShanny 13
Sounds like the time I tried to download Pirates of the Caribbean and it turned out to be a pirate porno.... Made for one awkward movie night with my sister.
camelsnacks 9
that one and it's sequel was good.
HelloooooNurse 20
Privates of the Caribbean?
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Pirates XXX? Some movie stores thought that one was a family movie, and put it in the kid's section... Imagine the faces of the parents on movie night.