Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
Today, I met a "nice guy." Unfortunately, he called himself that after following me on his bike for one and a half hours in the opposite direction of where he was supposed to be going, just to "coincidentally" meet me again. Get lost, you fucking creep! FML
Today, I went on a 50 km bike ride with a friend. We stopped for a break halfway through, and locked our bikes up. When we returned, some guy had locked his bike to mine. We had to wait an hour for him to return. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
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Jatok 17
I'm actually still really confused. Did he turn around and not go with you? Or just ride really far ahead and turn around?
saba_ajira 29
Out of curiosity, were you not riding together for the most part?
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Comments (16)
Cow_Girl_Lilly 24
That sucks OP. I had a boyfriend who was an asshole. Hopefully things get better for you :)
dubstepp 15
Sorry to hear that OP but it is funny. My boyfriend and I go on bike rides as well and one time he went way ahead of me and I thought he was leaving me on the dust but he didn't... Lol
usnwife 18
After getting separated, sure, but this sounds more like he rode off and left her behind on purpose when they were, at least in her understanding, going for a ride *together*
dudeguy27 7
that sucks, we just got my wide a new bike. now we all go for a ride everyday after the children get home from school.
URBeingLied2 23
I feel like the creators of FML taking away the "You deserve it" button, and leaving me with two choices I don't want, is a direct comment on the presidential election options.
Hangryko 32
Hope you dumped that jerk.