Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He's 6'2 and I'm 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML
Today, someone thought I was my boyfriend's daughter, instead of his girlfriend. I'm 4'11", he's 6'2", and this has happened four times already. FML
Today, I was on a first date. I asked her what she brought to the table since I’m a pretty well established guy. A voice in the booth behind me yelled out, “How bout a booster seat, Smurf!” Everyone laughed so hard I got up and left. I’m 5ft3 and bitches always make it about my height. FML
Today, someone asked me if I was my boyfriend's little sister, just because of our height difference. He's 6'2", I'm 4'11", and this is the fifth time it has happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
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AliSama 17
He loves you. Ask yourself this. He is handsome enough for people to randomly flirt with. He is with you. This means you are very worth his time and his love. Be proud. Height is irrelevant.
hsmiles 0
It's happened to me too, hon. ETA: and the above replies are assholes.
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Comments (228)
victimofchanges 0
I can't be the only one to wonder.... that size difference must mean some interesting things happen behind closed doors. don't have to buy knee pads eh?
victimofchanges 0
dude, 41, just takin advantage of an obviously humerous opportunity, I'm sure she's a sweet girl, and I doubt he takes her on dates only to stare at other girls. Besides why would he need another one? all the possibilities.
Hannah_fml 0
Well for me (14" height difference with boyfriend), I see right into his pecs looks straight ahead. He doesn't like me because of my height, he likes me for my personality. Weird, eh?
wafflemonger 0
Wow, there's some serious asshattery in the comments on this one. I'm starting to wonder if I accidentally wandered over to Youtube rather than FML.
k33p1tg33 0
I'm 4'11 too...you know we can get handicap placards so we can park anywhere we want >:) Hahaha.
saw1116 0
hahaha u naighty person
blah_blah_shity 0
i like-y my men tall. Who the hell cares what some bitch said, you're the one dating the guy. if it bugs you that badly, buy some heels. You'll be 5'+ in no time.
alwaysalady 0
I'm 21and 5'2". My husband is 22 and 6'6". We get that, or something similar all the time. We just smile and show them pictures of our children.
midnyte 0
Who cares how short the OP is. The waitress was being a disrespectful bitch.
YooHoo_817 0
Sounds like a burn to me .
Hannah_fml 0
I'm not arguing it, but what if you don't have dwarfism? You're a legal midget without any genetic mutations? How does that work?