Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my best friends became friends with my ex-girlfriend, saying she was really nice. I found this to be an awful lot of BS because my ex didn't even like me, and liked someone else while dating me. That was an arsehole move. My friends all became friendly with her, disregarding my presence, and saying she's "so nice." FML
Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girl bestie, who I secretly have a crush on, sent me a screenshot of my girlfriend tagging me on a Facebook post, saying, “So when were you planning on telling me you have a girlfriend?” I fucking told my girlfriend not to tag me on shit in social media but she did it anyway. Now my bestie won’t talk to me. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
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Termites 15
"Post liked by ex-best friend"
snufflebubble 13
Talk about lack of context. I would call her out on it - she will end up looking ridiculous.
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Comments (114)
rg350dx 29
She's just another attention ***** trying to win the sympathy and affection of her online acquaintances. In the end, the truth will come out and they will know what a horrible person she really was and if they still pick her side over yours when they know her true colors, they were never really your friends to begin with and you're better off without them. Chin up ol' chap!
wvcheesehead1 9
If they all take her side, they are not mutual friends. Expose her for the tramp she is and tell your "friends" to play a game of hide and go **** yourself.
vixsin 22
I would have called her something much worse.
travtxson 5
Sounds like something my ex would do...shit I mean did. How you do that is straight beyond me but hey now she gets constantly cheated on so I like to believe in karma :) so keep ur head up it'll bite her in the ass one day dude!
shadokis 15
Her being a bitch is a given, That's her right as a female (no offense, ladies). But because she cheated? No, that makes her a ******* *****.
chosha_fml 27
Getting paid would make her a *****. Nothing else. And no-one has the RIGHT to be a bitch.
Hamz1989 13
Hope your ex catches chlamydia. Sorry OP you deserve much better then that skanky h**bag.
Contactbhama 2
If a girl can post something of this kind publicly on a social networking site then she clearly is lacking self respect. Also she is clearly a "Bitch". If your friends can't follow this simple thing then not only a wrong gf but you have wrong friends too.
FuKcMee 32
got your back jack, bitches be crazy!
grrrrrrrreat 8
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.
pasha92 5
Respect my ass bitch needs her ass kicked and your so called "best friend"