Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my best friends became friends with my ex-girlfriend, saying she was really nice. I found this to be an awful lot of BS because my ex didn't even like me, and liked someone else while dating me. That was an arsehole move. My friends all became friendly with her, disregarding my presence, and saying she's "so nice." FML
Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girl bestie, who I secretly have a crush on, sent me a screenshot of my girlfriend tagging me on a Facebook post, saying, “So when were you planning on telling me you have a girlfriend?” I fucking told my girlfriend not to tag me on shit in social media but she did it anyway. Now my bestie won’t talk to me. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
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Termites 15
"Post liked by ex-best friend"
snufflebubble 13
Talk about lack of context. I would call her out on it - she will end up looking ridiculous.
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Comments (114)
angelitared 27
Sorry to hear that! Stay strong! Karma will bite her in the ass!!
gc327072 31
*pats decimator on the back* there there, not to worry.
sheethapins 13
After all, karma's a ******* bitch. Just don't tell karma I said that or our mutual friends will be pissed...
FloMarDee 19
I'd put her on blast n tell everyone i called her a bitch because she screwed my "best friend".... she put u on blast first!
QQmore_fml 18
Good thing you found out. People like her just want anyone who will give them the most attention. Most likely why she slept around. Sorry OP.
Wizardo 34
I find it absurdly stupid when people say treat her with respect because A. she's a girl and B. you used to know her. She did a real scummy thing, you have the right to treat her how she treated you, like shit.
israelnotjacob 20
I agree. I am very respectful of girls, WHEN THEY ACT RESPECTABLE. Most girls I'm very kind and polite too and don't say bad things about, but if a human who is coincidentally born with female genitalia and breasts is going to do such a terrible thing, they do not deserve any respect. It's also pathetic that their mutual friends just believed her 1. without hearing his side, and 2. without question shortly after a breakup as if there haven't been countless times where after a breakup one or both parties is talking trash or even telling flat out lies about the other.
cb1002630 11
17- I have a problem with part A of this argument. The rest is valid. That is all.
OptimusVader 23
#45, get your panties out of a twist. If a girl acts like a complete and utter bitch to everyone, she doesn't deserve respect from anyone. If I were a terrible person, I would expect disrespect since I would be being disrespectful. "Treat others the way you want to be treated."
NewYorkMexPR 14
Cheating gfs are the worst
DudeEvil 22
I'm sure anyone who cheats, male or female, is amongst the scum of the earth.
Michael_92 20
I think death by fire ants is worse but to each their own.
daniel_dd31 13
19- I don't think he was stereotyping women, he was just saying that because he is a guy and dates women.
LovesSushi 25
The truth will come out sooner or later. keep your chin up!
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Takes respect to get respect.
chosha_fml 27
Seems easy to clear up with the one sentence explanation you just gave us.
chosha_fml 27
I think she's a ******* bitch just for posting that status out of context. But then maybe you live in the US where 'bitch' is actually considered a bad word.
Chumsword 8
Bitch is so over-used though. It's lost its power. OP: Explain your actions and if your "friends" still think your a douche, well, you don't need them in your life. The world will work itself out and she'll hopefully realize what she did after she finds someone she cares about only to be treated like shit.
5280420 13
******* bitch