Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my best friends became friends with my ex-girlfriend, saying she was really nice. I found this to be an awful lot of BS because my ex didn't even like me, and liked someone else while dating me. That was an arsehole move. My friends all became friendly with her, disregarding my presence, and saying she's "so nice." FML
Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girl bestie, who I secretly have a crush on, sent me a screenshot of my girlfriend tagging me on a Facebook post, saying, “So when were you planning on telling me you have a girlfriend?” I fucking told my girlfriend not to tag me on shit in social media but she did it anyway. Now my bestie won’t talk to me. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
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Termites 15
"Post liked by ex-best friend"
snufflebubble 13
Talk about lack of context. I would call her out on it - she will end up looking ridiculous.
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Comments (114)
wuzuppipol_fml 2
Loser
someguy314159265 15
You should not have called her that-- it places part of the blame on you and can horribly backfire, as it did here.
theone1andonly 2
That is SO shitty! :/ I hope You posted on Facebook that she cheated on You.
flashback_fml 14
****** don't deserve respect
HoranHugs 7
Say that on Facebook!
hellokitty2612 7
that's dumb you should just tell them what happen and they will probably understand I hate ppl like that they just want attention
MrAnyomous 6
How Can You Not Go To Her Level When She Slept With Her Boyfriend,If She Slept With His BestFriend Then You Have The Right To Say Anything And Argue. Wish there was a "she deserved it button"
Solano2580 24
Then they aren't mutual friends unless they hear you out, they are hers
Rammer3500 23
She deserved that and more. You shouldnt be in the shit for calling out a cheater.