Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
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nightfire2258 24
Try to find security cameras in the area?
WCARlover 35
People these days...a person hit my aunt (like her body, not her car) with their car...then drove off. I don't know how people can live like that
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Comments (55)
Wolvy_fml 3
At least you know what the car looks like. A little lead is better than no lead.
Michael_92 20
Well this is bad no matter what but I'm wondering, what kind of car? Hopefully nothing expensive.
flockz 20
so you saw an accurate description of the driver? i mean you did say you saw everything...
1PaulyD 9
hey I'm sorry that happened to you, it happened to me too, but your insurance, if you have one, will cover it without anything you pay going up since you or no one was inside the vehicle. Hope your ride gets fixed soon and goodluck!
simplylost643 0
27- You've never reported anything to an insurance company before have you? If the insurance company has to pay for something, your rates are going up, period.
cosmosis 12
27- i wish i had your insurance! Every insurer charges an excess when you make a claim, and a varied premium depending on your driving history. Theres no way your premium will stay the same after making a claim.
lajaynay 15
Damn. You could report what the car looked like and cops could track it down by that.
florido_fml 10
The cars just had sex
Dcm210 19
hope everything works in your favor
KiddNYC1O 22
Insurance will pay. Your car was parked, you weren't in it. It happened to me when a snow plow side swiped the shit out of me. I wasn't in the car but someone had told me. Edit: Didn't notice this was from Norway. Don't really know insurance rules.
mama2b3 20
Awh jeez. Op that sucks I'm sorry.
aquaeyedsiren 0
like a good neighbor, state farm is.... there?