Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
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omgepiphany 0
Wow, your brother is one smart fella
wolfking 0
why is it that girls are always so adamant about leaving the seat down? do guys yell at girls if the seat is down, and we have to use the very small amount of effort needed to lift the seat? cause that's pretty much the same thing
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TryToBeKind 0
I would love to high-five your brother. Since you are the older one, YOU should be the one to pay attention, don't try to blame him. Serves.you.right.
jayfx 0
#12 LOL
zandar 0
enterprising young fellow. Sense of humor too. Does he have a card?
ecswanson 0
I agree with #3 gravity makes your job even easier. Hell I dont complain when I need to poo and the seat is up either I just push it down.
lolcakes 0
yeah, funny, but totally unneccessary. what a brat. and a complete waste of energy on his part, too, when he could have used the 15 minutes that took to play video games or something other than get pissy at you about it (pun intended, lol).
Callyn 47
#27: So? Learn to look before you sit down. OP: If you're that adamant about always having the seat down, you should make rounds around the house every ten minutes or so and do it yourself. That's the only fair way to make sure it stays how you like it. OP's Brother: You're awesome, I salute you.
limeade 0
Uhm. How about it's common courtesy to put the seat down? Men, and women, are so disrespectful. Whatever happened to manners, like putting the seat down and holding doors for women and taking your hat off when you're inside? I see girls wear the hats more than guys these days actually...
Chocolate_Chunk 2
what happened? equality did
alex_vik 1
I won't get it, what's wrong with having the seat up? If the seat's down, the guy just has to put it back up unless you want to sit on piss.
Tong_fml 0
LMAO!!!! its down...
Callyn 47
What exactly is disrespectful about leaving the seat up or wearing a hat indoors? Holding doors open for ANYONE is polite, not just women. A lot of manners are stupid and none of them are the same from generation to generation or even area to area.