Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
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omgepiphany 0
Wow, your brother is one smart fella
wolfking 0
why is it that girls are always so adamant about leaving the seat down? do guys yell at girls if the seat is down, and we have to use the very small amount of effort needed to lift the seat? cause that's pretty much the same thing
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snkybstrd 0
Can't even hate him for that one, he's a genius.
Mr_Roboto 0
hahaha woah, that's epic. +1 for your bro -Mr Roboto
Feel_It 0
Bitches and their ******* toilet seats. Your brother is my new role model.
blahthing 0
I'm female. I don't understand why so many females insist on toilet seats being down. Is it really so hard to put the seat down? To those who don't look before they sit....um...: 1. What if the lid was down too? that would be unpleasant 2. I personally always like to check to see if the toilet is clean/been flushed
ohwowthatsucks25 0
uhh, you deserved it. i agree with #96... why do guys have to put the toilet seat down? why shouldnt girls have to put it up when they're done? or at least work out some kind of system, like every other week? WOMEN!
emerald_fml 0
I'm female and I agree it's freaking stupid to care about whether the seat is up or down. Why wouldn't someone look before sitting?? I put it down when I go and leave it that way, and my boyfriend puts it up when he goes, and leaves it that way. We both have to touch it, so we're even. The only thing I can imagine someone caring about is if they care whether or not the lid is down. That's understandable.
Envy_Invidia 0
that guys a ******* genius gmme your address i wanna send him $50
DisturbedDriver 0
Ahhh, brotherly love!!!
pewp 5
i can see why you yelled at him. those toilet seats are hard to put up/down right? do it yourself next time...
ththebulldog12 0
cheeky bastard hahahahahahaha