Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
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omgepiphany 0
Wow, your brother is one smart fella
wolfking 0
why is it that girls are always so adamant about leaving the seat down? do guys yell at girls if the seat is down, and we have to use the very small amount of effort needed to lift the seat? cause that's pretty much the same thing
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jon_cohen 0
well maybe u should stop complaining and put the seat up after u have it down
ChickenAndRiceUK 0
ahahaha smart kid
Geeky_Warrior 0
its just a good habit to get into closing the lid all together. As a lot of people say, germs are about. Also living with pets.... who wants to get licked in the face after the dog had a nice toilet drink, or clean up dog piss because the dog drank a gallon of water at 2.AM
Jackthestripper 0
If we can lift the seat up you can put it down. It's not that hard. Deal. Your brother is a legend and... YDI!!
24788 7
Lol, kids know how to piss off there parents.
vermillionlove 0
how many toilets do you have? o__O
LaurenLeung96 15
how would she know, shes too lazy to even put the toilet seat down herself?.
Makinitez 0
DUDE - give your brother a high-five for me, please? That's the most classic smartass moment I've ever read...Kinda like what I used to do. Sweet.
ericavel 0
Touché, indeed. Smart little man. He's going places with his life.
shnibz101 0
U have a awsome little brother
protooler31 0
i hate women who complain about leaving the seat up...seriously, go **** yourself if you can't take the less than 5 seconds it takes to LOOK and check the status of said seat...if it's up, and you need it down, you've got two arms and a brain, so PUT IT DOWN god damn you women...
Chocolate_Chunk 2
less than 5 seconds? it doesn't even take a full single one
LaurenLeung96 15
ah, Chocolate Chunk.. we meet again. :) nah it just takes fat lazy lumps longer so this person has kinda given a variety of times to chose from xP.