Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
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omgepiphany 0
Wow, your brother is one smart fella
wolfking 0
why is it that girls are always so adamant about leaving the seat down? do guys yell at girls if the seat is down, and we have to use the very small amount of effort needed to lift the seat? cause that's pretty much the same thing
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lil_ham1644 29
My bf has enough control of himself to get it in without lifting the seat. No issues. Not that difficult. & he's been doing so long before I moved in
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Put it down yourself.
Ryukotse 7
my sister used to viscous about this when j forgot. I was pretty good about remembering, but you know 3 am and you're out of it or late but have to pee. so eventually I got tired if the dress down from my younger sibling for such a rare event and simply left the seats down for a week. apparently urine is far worse than leaving the seat up. and for those of you who think that's horrible, I spent years cleaning her menstrual blood off the seat of the toilet.
dbeatty 12
General rule in my house to prevent her (and past girlfriends) everyone puts the seat and lid down when finished. that way everyone had to lift it and 'reset' it. another argument for it is that if everyone is in the habit of lifting first, no one can bitch about using it in the middle of night and falling in.
writerchic85 26
The toilet seat thing is so stupid. I live with my boyfriend. Sometimes he leaves the seat up so I LOWER it. He doesn't complain when I leave it down. It's not a difficult concept.
dragoongirl90 34
My mom does shit like that to me.
dragoongirl90 34
I only care about the lid being down if there are kids or pets. They will get into the toilet.
laurellkawes 31
It takes one second to put the toilet seat down yourself, it was unnecessary to yell at him. How long did it take to get the stench of toilet out your room? YDI
krgoks 10
Not at home: Real gentlemen keep the seat up to keep them clean for the ladies. Seriously look at the seats in men's room stalls sometime - I always use the one left up because it's clean. At home: It's more like 50-50 whether it should be up or down with an even ratio of men to women (Men go more and don't have diarrhea); and so, any such "keep it down" is generally sexist. In conclusion: Look and be happy if it's up and clean.
daidax_238 26
YDI for being a bitch. Jesus Christ how much effort does it take to put a damn toilet seat down