Today, I realised that my work office is the building that I have spent by far the most amount of time in throughout my life. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML
Today, I realised that I live to work. I’m not even good at my job. FML
Today, I have been in my "office" for 6 weeks. It is literally a closet. I was reminded of this fact when a janitor walked in without knocking, carrying empty boxes he intended to store. FML
Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML
Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML
Today, I finally realized I've spent the last 6 years building a business I hate. FML
Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML
Today, my office has decided to make our working from home a permanent thing for 95% of our staff so they can rent a much smaller office space. Guess who’s one of the 5% who has to drag himself out of bed, just to be a warm body at the office in case something comes up requiring a man on site… FML
Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
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