Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I was started my week of camping alone in the woods. I took my shoes off to go to sleep, but I had to come out to get water. I stepped on a wasp, and while I was standing on one foot looking at the sting, I realized I was in an ant pile. I'm allergic to both. FML
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Top comments
cgall123 0
So you forgot to put on gloves before playing with bees, common mistake
lu95 16
Get well soon!
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Comments (71)
courtneykinz97 5
Time for a new job.
Garyy_fml 11
Time for some gloves
courtneykinz97 5
He could still get hurt.
slushpup9696 12
Gloves aren't that dangerous.
gmc_blossom 21
On the bright side, you can always take up baseball if the beekeeping thing doesn't work out for you.
Souners 3
Too bad you aren't a honey-badger. They don't give a shit.
hiyourcute 0
Eww that's so nasty, he's eating larva...
Souners 3
FYI, it's been stung; it's been bitten.
Nikkitaria 9
You could keep buzzy if you took allergy medication
metallicshadow 16
yeah...a beekeeper is NOT a good job for someone who's allergic to bees not saying you should have known, but now that you do, I would find another job
Hockeyboy4280 18
"a beekeeper is NOT a good job for someone who's allergic to bees" You don't say. I'm sure OP will be grateful for your insightful contribution
krysxkatastrophe 14
So wear gloves next time so that doesn't happen and get an epi-pen.
GodsLittleMistak 8
That must 'bee' painfull! Anyone? Oh nevermind... o_o
iAmScrubs 19
That pun gave me a real buzz.
laundryninja 1
get high!
starsfan_9 7
no
brohamas16 7
not exactly the best idea
iAmScrubs 19
Now, you don't have to buy a big foam hand when you go to a football game.
Raheemdplayer 7
Why should I feel sorry for you? YDI
barbiieee 10
Agreed, who forgets to put on gloves when knowing there working with bees..?