Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
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Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
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Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I was started my week of camping alone in the woods. I took my shoes off to go to sleep, but I had to come out to get water. I stepped on a wasp, and while I was standing on one foot looking at the sting, I realized I was in an ant pile. I'm allergic to both. FML
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Top comments
cgall123 0
So you forgot to put on gloves before playing with bees, common mistake
lu95 16
Get well soon!
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Comments (71)
ruthchun92 2
and weren't asked at all if you were allergic to bees?...
nerdfighteria 7
Well, OP may not have known. If he/she'd never gotten stung before getting the job, that is.
KaintukeeBob 13
How the HELL do you forget to put on gloves when approaching a beehive?
EnEl_Infierno 15
YdI, and next time beee-sure to remember to wear your gloves.
DudeAbides477u 0
punny
EmmyBabe_fml 0
Yeah... If I was a bee keeper putting on gloves wouldn't be high on my priority list either... smooth move OP.
xblitzx34 0
Well atleast u know now
daxter136 0
Best catcher on the baseball team
gmstarry 7
Next time, wear gloves!!!
dreamering 16
I think, OP got it by now
nixter5 18
That's like a lifeguard forgetting their bathing suit. How could you not remember?
stevenmx86 8
How the hell do you forget to put gloves on? Jack ass..
Cleao18317 11
You learn something new every day!