Today, for the first time ever, one of my birthday wishes came true. I wished for my crush to come hang out with me, and she did. I wasted my birthday wish on an awkward silence. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted out, "You too!" FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. By that, I mean I spent most of the day alone in a field, waiting for my boyfriend to have time for me, then we broke up, and I ended up spending the evening crying alone on a beach. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
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Top comments
ber4fun 23
At least you got to spend it with someone you like. Just don't let your shy side completely take over when you see her again.
emeraldisle 30
Try chatting with her next time.
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Comments (27)
CaroLouWho 10
If both of y'all were contributing to the awkward silence, maybe she likes you, too. Trust me, I can be pretty ******* awkward around my crush.
ritzkets 12
theres always next year
Sebof2001 7
We've all probably experienced this, I'm still working on it. We just have to learn to be ourselves and not what we think they want us to be. We need confidence!
laden_swallow09 35
It's only awkward when you make it to be; speak up!
kakarot26 7
dude if you wish for something weather or not it comes true you should have something planned ... its on you
Wonthebread 20
I can see myself in that kind of situation.
CaptainSolo3596 7
Cmon man
aishah299 3
Lollllll!!!! However at least you spent some time with her and make sure next birthday you wish that she actually talks to you lol!!!??
Danne696 14
If she showed up it indicates that you have some kind of friendly relationship, how did you achieve that if you can't talk to her?
graphicstyle7 17
If you want to get to know someone and have them get chatty, ask them casual questions about THEM. "How's your brother? Doesn't school suck? What do you think of...?