Today, for the first time ever, one of my birthday wishes came true. I wished for my crush to come hang out with me, and she did. I wasted my birthday wish on an awkward silence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted out, "You too!" FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. By that, I mean I spent most of the day alone in a field, waiting for my boyfriend to have time for me, then we broke up, and I ended up spending the evening crying alone on a beach. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
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Top comments
ber4fun 23
At least you got to spend it with someone you like. Just don't let your shy side completely take over when you see her again.
emeraldisle 30
Try chatting with her next time.
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Comments (27)
justgotosleep 11
Don't be nervous just show the real you,cheer up
milliepede 14
She came over. She likes you. Take a deep breath and try again! Best of luck OP!
Regisord413 10
She showed up. That means something. Talk to her next time.
gunnerblaster 21
Only awkward because you made it that way.
that_guy31 12
you'll get over it, just start conversation
dragoongirl90 34
If there was an awkward silence, it was your own fault for not talking.
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Next time you just need to wish that she does something that will keep her mouth occupied and neither of you will notice the lack of conversation.