Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, a police car hit my parked vehicle, likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me, I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket for "impeding a police officer." My car was in my driveway. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
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therealbmw 2
u should have ran him over then complained for damaging your car
Intoxicunt 6
Your phrasing made me picture the way the cops in GTA sometimes jump toward cars instead of away from them.
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Comments (191)
andruha1123 5
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FFML_314 12
...to die.
KarinaLizeth18 5
hahaha! holy shit this made me laugh! xD
UnicornsDoExist 0
Bad cops, man. They're everywhere.
misstamz 0
what a butthead
piscesMMAguy_92 0
damn porkchoppers!!
denbeste 3
naaaw, how cute!
roxyluv 0
hahaha seduced him or give him an actual reason to give u a ticket or you know wat? a gift card to timmys
spyketea 0
It really shows how lazy people have become with writing; that shift key is just too far away to make it worth reaching for. Also, we can't be bothered to learn how to spell anymore, my Spellchecker has it for me. Of course you then put up a post about your cousin Phallus when you misspell Phillis.
I_have_no_clue 0
95 is full of WIN!!!!!
meliamannequin 1
wow. some cops are dicks, just because they can be.
Pro_Nothing 9
You should have drove up and ran him over like in GTA, duh, plus a real life high speed chase!!
Dolfyutt 3
But in real life, you don't get cheat codes for invincibility or lowering your wanted level.
artisticninja713 13
I'd take that to court if I were you.