zzz
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Campbell River, Canada
Badass
Today, I was nicknamed "Sandman." Not after the badass Spider-Man villain but rather because my personality is so boring it puts people to sleep. FML
Top comments
ollie179 21
This is the most boring FML I've ever read..,
Hiimhaileypotter 53
At least you won't have a problem with putting your future children to sleep? Just trying to stay positive!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (51)
graffitied_love 20
At least you are social enough to have people give you a nickname
ScarletBloom 14
Ya. Sandy put people's life to sleep.
ICastillo 25
Whoa, way to depress everybody.
hiyaballbags 0
Hot
hiyaballbags 0
Wow hot and nasty you are
hiyaballbags 0
Wow hot and nasty
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.
ICastillo 25
Just saying but The Sandman character from spider man isn't really that badass. Man I wonder if watching paint dry is more interesting than hanging around with you Op?
badactor009 0
Get a life and develop a personality.
Sandman1917 5
That's my nickname too!! Not because I put people to sleep but because I sell sand for a living!
kemando 22
Me too, but it's because I subdue everyone in the new Hitman game.
perdix 31
Are you sure it's not because your personality is abrasive?
hamrtym 15
Just redefine the definition for yourself. When someone asks why they call you sandman, take a long pause and say, "cus I put bitches to sleep..." then look them square in the eye and say, "in bed..." then walk away.
Dashbored 0
Lol that can be taken the wrong way. Actually, that could be worse!
Steve95401 49
Gahahekjfahdljzs Sorry, I fell asleep on my keyboard while reading your FML post.