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zzz This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Campbell River, Canada

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Today, I was nicknamed "Sandman." Not after the badass Spider-Man villain but rather because my personality is so boring it puts people to sleep. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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This is the most boring FML I've ever read..,

Hiimhaileypotter 53

At least you won't have a problem with putting your future children to sleep? Just trying to stay positive!

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So? Go out and do non boring stuff, it’ll totally shock them to find out on weekends you’re a sky diver or race cars etc that’ll show them