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Today, I was nicknamed "Sandman." Not after the badass Spider-Man villain but rather because my personality is so boring it puts people to sleep. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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This is the most boring FML I've ever read..,

Hiimhaileypotter 53

At least you won't have a problem with putting your future children to sleep? Just trying to stay positive!

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Well, if you read FML, you must not be that boring. ;)

Doesn't the sandman also give you the dreams that you have?

BlueFlatts 20

Just got to meet the girl who is open and wants to change you.

I already feel sleepy!

Better than my nickname "guppy".

benderbang48 4

Either the nickname is stupid

sandinthewaves 5

Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses.

samwgirl51 2

Well sorry some people have worse problems than being boring!!! Suck it up!!!

All tremble before the might of Sandmans superpowers...also: read the Neil Gaiman graphic novels!