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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Campbell River, Canada
Badass
Today, I was nicknamed "Sandman." Not after the badass Spider-Man villain but rather because my personality is so boring it puts people to sleep. FML
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ollie179 21
This is the most boring FML I've ever read..,
Hiimhaileypotter 53
At least you won't have a problem with putting your future children to sleep? Just trying to stay positive!
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Comments (51)
MrRayBans 8
I have insomnia and I feel asleep while reading this FML. Thank you, OP!
AlexBblah 10
And your typing in your sleep?
newbiehere99 6
12 - You felt sleep? I'm curious to know what sleep feels like. I've only fell asleep, but never have I had a chance to feel it. 33 - You're* Sometimes OP you snooze you lose. Wake up and smell the coffee. At least you weren't called Snorlax, because then you would be fat and boring ...
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#41 - Snorlax is the shit! He's just fat.
JustKittyKat 24
You are now expected to play, "Enter Sandman" every time you walk into a room.
EnterSandman_fml 20
Can't say that's a bad thing at all lol. Works for Virginia Tech and Mariano Rivera. And Metallica fans whose last name starts 'Sand'.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
It's better than being named after an alarm clock, some people are ******* annoying. :)
Warmonger_Smurf 29
For the love of God, never talk to someone who's on their cell and driving!
Looee 20
I know how you feel OP. Don't worry what other people think! :) just be you!
TrailblazerSS 5
"It's not you, it's me." At least you now know that was a lie.
FlyingPie 17
Whoever gave you that nickname is a son of a beach.
Spectre529 12
Those people are standing on sandy ground
Myo_fml 20
Hire yourself out to insomniacs and make a profit.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well at least, you know how to make us laugh. That's something :)
newbiehere99 6
This FML made you laugh? Did I miss the punchline? *Analy-zzz-es FML* My spidey-senses tell me that there was nothing pleasurable about this FML.