Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend head, and his dick tasted like condoms. I'm 5 months pregnant, we obviously don't use condoms. He got scared when I stopped and told him, then he got mad at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6
If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.
Moep20 24
I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?
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Comments (319)
clair_brodie 35
Either use protection... or I am going with you are both too young to even be having sex.
greenmidnight 0
Boyfriend's an idiot.
LIVELLI23 1
I don't get it
Patrick1904 4
Maybe you should swallow next time that would prevent stupid questions about that lol
demo29 0
thats not a method of birthcontrol!
BiNeko 12
I hate it when people say "we are pregant". Obviously not. =/
madipoo_LOVE23 0
My ex thought babies come out of the butt and he said his mom, a nurse, said that. Yeah. The butt.
evergrey 4
Does he also think that he will become pregnant as well? I wonder at the "we" part. Condoms are great, especially if you can't handle birth control pills...
jasonman66 7
Wait, girls don't pee out of their vaginas? My mind is blown.
Geary519 20
then where the hell does the pee come from?!?!
wolfy_fml 5
Seriously? While guys have only one hole (urethra) for both semen and urine... girls have two. A urethra (for urine) and a ****** (leads to the uterus)... the whole area is not called a ******.