Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
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Headcase 0
There's nothing romantic about littering, y'know.
biancagolden 0
Your love is explosive?
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Comments (230)
babydoll86_fml 0
Way to litter, jerk.
fufubunny 0
bad omen
atmo___sphere 0
oh my, that's such a FML! i don't know what would I do if something like that happened to me! a bottle with your letter is destroyed :( I'm really sorry!!! i mean, what the hell, somebody's dog dies or their parents tell them they don't love them! that is nothing compared to a broken bottle!
Pepperolls 0
LOL! I AGREE WITH #2!
newguy_fml 0
maybe you just saw it on tv in slow motion
Azurea_fml 0
That's what you get for having stupid ideas. Did you honestly WANT to do that anyway? Or was it your girlfriend who said "Hey! Wouldn't it be great if...?"? Take the bottle's advice and break up with her. She makes you do dumb things.
LuckyCharms_fml 0
Everyone whos saying this is stupid has a stick up their ass. There's nothing wrong with doing something cute and romantic with your girlfriend, and when you try to and something like that happens, it's a FML because that pretty much ruins the mood. You all think it sucks when someone says something to ruin sex right? So things can't be romantic unless you're acting like animals? Jeez. I'm sorry OP, try again :) and throw it somewhere away from rocks...
atomicliz 0
I can't believe how heartless every one is being, I think its sweet...
HaiHaiHai_fml 0
LOL @ #13
snowsurfsunx3 0
Agree with 53. Any ass who thinks this is dumb will never get with a girl :/ No offense but I think most girls find this incredibly sweet. And it is an FML because they spent time writing a sweet letter and then the mood was totally destroyed by the bottle shattering. Also, the slow-mo thing is probably just a figure of speech, not meant literally. Wow posters, FYL for making up crap just to say YDI.