Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
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Top comments
Headcase 0
There's nothing romantic about littering, y'know.
biancagolden 0
Your love is explosive?
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Comments (230)
forsalebypwner 0
Foreshadowing...
Starburstracecar 0
LOL @96... made my day :-) At least this gives you a funny story to tell later?
semester2 0
who cares
cselby 0
#56 - so if we don't litter in the sea we won't ever get a girl? goddamnit..
angel03260 0
lmao i moded this one thought it was hilarious
lucky0514 0
litterer
camisaurous 0
Maybe SOME of you guys take this too seriously, take some of these as a joke and laugh, not complain. =)
efmivida 0
thats hilarious. like movie scene. makes a funny anecdote thats what you get for being so damn corny.
Gray_fml 0
Today, I was just chillin at home when a bottle with a letter in it came flying out of nowhere and exploded IN SLOW MOTION on my face. Now I have a permanent scar under my eye and my girlfriend can't look at me. FML.
AnneFTW 17
YDI for doing something so pointless & stupid. & for throwing glass into the sea. The sea is for everyone you know.