Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
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Top comments
Headcase 0
There's nothing romantic about littering, y'know.
biancagolden 0
Your love is explosive?
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Comments (230)
Go_Home 0
Whatever, man. It's nothing more than bad luck, or bad aiming. Don't take it to heart.
kirlia_fml 0
What guy 'constructs' a massive letter expressing his passionate love for his girlfriend in the first place? and since it exploded it was even more a waste of time.
paperfox_fml 0
What, you wanted it to float off to Australia where some random surfer could find and read your cuntish letter? Get over yourselves, no one gives a flying **** how you feel about each other.
skyttlz 32
Amen.
pspnick 0
#13 that is the funniest shit i have ever heard in my life
slutmuffin 0
I LOL'd.
Yugaboo 0
A BEAUTIFUL gesture though
harlehatschi 0
lmao at #39 how'd you manage to get the explosion in slo mo? that would have been awesome also this strikes me as a method of boasting about the fact that you're in a relationship seeing as you didn't get the satisfaction of doing it in a letter in a bottle. i'm not voting either way but get over yourselves
geek_in_the_pink 0
moral of the story: don't litter. idiot.
__thatsjustfunny 0
I lol'd on this one. And then lol'd some more while reading the comments. I'm sorry, this is just too funny. I mean, I guess you were trying to be cute by um..."constructing" a "massive" letter and throwing it into the big wide ocean, but seriously? Anyhow, I don't see how this is much of an FML. If you care that much just try again. Whatever.
GloomySkyz 0
#5 made me laugh really hard xD