Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
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Top comments
Headcase 0
There's nothing romantic about littering, y'know.
biancagolden 0
Your love is explosive?
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Comments (230)
confu5ion 0
thats the gayest thing iv ever heard are u sure u didnt mean boyfriend
melicakes 0
Whoever says thats gay? thats dumb. Thats really romantic.! And just because it broke, that doesnt mean anything :)
lol123mely 0
lol i could imangine you and your gf looking at the bottle flying, then BAM! haha xD if that happen to me i would be laughing my ass off, and thats not gay, thats very sweet and romantic!! :]
hey2121 0
How was it in slow motion?
Khalavaster 0
So what? ..stupid fml.
shadow_foot 0
This really made me laugh. I can just imagine the look of horror on your faces. Tell me, did you guys scream and cry? I can just picture you two crying and screaming.
bmx5S5 0
so wat? just make another
Fentown_fml 4
The real fml is all the people who will now cut themselves on that glass. Jerks.
anyapersad 0
wow dats romantic why can't my bf be like dat :/
ShutUpDude444 0
Why in the hell are you complaining?! At least she agreed to write that giant letter! And hey, man, you should have just laughed it off.