Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
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Headcase 0
There's nothing romantic about littering, y'know.
biancagolden 0
Your love is explosive?
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Comments (230)
soozin 0
aww that sounds oh so sweet :) i know i keep saying this but FML isn't just a site for those that go through traumatizing experiences; rather its for amusing/sad/random stories to be shared
Alwayz_Annoyed 0
lmfao!!! Might be a sign of impending doom.
madasahatter 0
#3, **** you. I think the whole bottle thing is really cute. Not many guys are into that kind of stuff.
Mugen_fml 0
define explode.....
belisama_fml 0
@ 23: no not a freak I like the idea very much and @ OP: this is one of the most romantic ideas ever don't take it as an omen just as a bit of bad luck and maybe the wind caught it lol make your own fate I'm sure you two are wonderful together and good luck
toodrunc2no 0
Funny because this is so cheesy, corny, and sounds like the idea of a tool that it's like the God of Stopping All Things a Tool Would Do finally smited a bastard that deserved it. I know "It's romantic!" from all the girls but still a pretty douchey idea (and I know it had to be the guy's idea) and only understandable (but not excusable) if he's like 15 or 16. Don't get me wrong I'm a romantic and sentimental but this is something straight out of [enter stupid, cheesy high school drama show i.e. Dawson's Creek]. Either way I laughed my ass off and YDI for being a tool And to the littering crowd... SHUT UP!!
pinkdumbledore 0
today, i spent my 213th day on a desert island. I saw a message in a bottle and was so excited, thinking it might help me, but it was a love letter. from 2 people. to each other. FML.
Nandian90 0
How is this a FML?
isantorin 0
oh god that's hilarious. XDDDDDDD #169 I AGREE. #170, because it's foreshadowing how all their ~heartfelt feelings~ or whatever are going to end up.
namelessfew 0
It was the thought that matters.