Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
Today, one of the human-shaped piles of shit my restaurant serves found a hair in her food. Normally, these fuckwits piss and moan and demand free food, but this sack of filth turned out to be such a drama queen that she puked all over the table and cried so hard she needed an ambulance. FML
Today, at work at a beauty salon, I was explaining to a mom and her daughter about how we were going to style their hair, and the processes involved. I tripped over my words, saying, "We’ll start with a wash and a blowjob." Pretty sure from the way they stomped out I might not have a job tomorrow. FML
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML
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danza_fml 0
So I take it you've met Ke$ha?
ladolcemostro 0
Gross people are just lazy these days.
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Comments (103)
lifes_a_b1tch 7
Ewwww. Some people have no concept of propriety. That's just wrong. And gross.
mk58 31
She decided your hands were more worthy of touching all that good stuff, OP. You should be honored.
emmiep1011 7
of course the OPs from jersey...
KoolKat369 5
wut does OP mean??
illmatic2 16
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cradle6 13
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kimmi41509 10
**** you, you're just jealous you still have to pump your own gas bitch.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
ew.
theten_fml 9
thank you for your contribution
dugweacr 2
hahahaha
krysxkatastrophe 14
She couldn't wash her own hair??
misstamz 0
Was she too hungover to shower?
LoHo71511 0
Ughhhh, I feel ya... I am a stylist as well... I want know where the hell some peoples Hygiene has gone?!?!?
trixy81 10
time to bring out the rubber gloves
WompWompWomp123 7
...and a face mask
luvyabunches 1
u just ASKED her y her hair smelled awful?? that seems a bit rude..
TheMonica 0
Don't you think it's a bit rude to ask a new client that? Yeah, it's gross, but pointing out that clients smell isn't a good way to get tips or repeat business.
love_me_electric 20
Why would she WANT this person to come back? She came in covered in vomit, if anything they should've told her to GTFO and never come back, that's completely unsanitary and it's not fair that the other clients and employees had to deal with the smell.