Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
Today, one of the human-shaped piles of shit my restaurant serves found a hair in her food. Normally, these fuckwits piss and moan and demand free food, but this sack of filth turned out to be such a drama queen that she puked all over the table and cried so hard she needed an ambulance. FML
Today, at work at a beauty salon, I was explaining to a mom and her daughter about how we were going to style their hair, and the processes involved. I tripped over my words, saying, "We’ll start with a wash and a blowjob." Pretty sure from the way they stomped out I might not have a job tomorrow. FML
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML
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danza_fml 0
So I take it you've met Ke$ha?
ladolcemostro 0
Gross people are just lazy these days.
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Comments (103)
Monii_Harlz 11
you should have told her that she had to go home and wash it then come back for a good reason - that's just discusting!!
monzach 5
why can't she just use shampoo and clean it herself...?
samicna 4
I hope you enforced your right to refuse service! that's just nasty!
msbritt06 0
so she went to sleep with puke in her hair and wanted u to wash it out??
PurpleChick96 3
I'm pretty sure she was to drunk to notice or care.
SkyHiLyfe_808 0
It's too bad that you can't say no. Sorry OP, that's disgusting.
qasimahsan93 4
Why is it that the first thing that came to mind when I read this FML was Kesha? :/
kiaralove53 0
Refuse to clean her hair. If she takes it up with the manager then hope she/ he sides with you.
KerryBear 0
Wow... people have no shame.
annihil8or 15
Id b like it aint my job to clean yo hair, i just cut it
pip74205 9
Sounds like she wanted her hair stylized. That's a $100 cleaning.