Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, my girlfriend was driving on a busy highway when she slammed on the brakes, causing a multi-car accident. She then ran across several lanes, almost getting smashed by a truck, because she thought she saw a dog in the road. It was already dead. Insurance is gonna be a nightmare. FML
Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, he ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
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Top comments
amrik 11
it's only a mile and you could have saved the dogs life
jptipton2001 0
why would you get out of the car??
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Comments (118)
nabo4u 0
ydi for having a stupid girlfriend. also, for not knowing the difference between your dog and a strange dog. you also deserve it for just being a moron.
gamefreak935 0
wow your gf us a dumbass XD
Cinn_fml 23
Couldn't you tell if it was your dog? Also, why didn't she drive to pick you up? Seeing as though you left the 'moving car' which implies she was driving in the first place, and therefore being able to drive. She could also have done this on purpose or could've rung you when she got home to find your dog there...
justsayfuck 5
You would have prefered it WAS your dog running down the street into the traffic? :/
justsayfuck 5
:o
xXxbiancaxXx 0
well atleast ur dig didn't run away...?
NerdyyKelliee 0
Lol wow. FYL.
Aeropostale 0
Run, Forrest! Run!
deafeningsilence 8
this ^
aardvarkish 17
For so many reasons!
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
this made me lol really hard.
amrik 11
it's only a mile and you could have saved the dogs life
ArtIsResistance7 1
Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear. You should have drove up by it and done a barrel roll out of the car, tackling the dog. If you survived, you'd have one heck of a story to tell!