Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML
Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Today, I decided to snack on some M&M's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my M&M's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the M&M off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an M&M. It was a dead beetle. FML
Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I discovered why my pet bird has been hiding behind my couch pillow lately. It's not because she was nesting, as I thought. She's been secretly tearing apart the whole couch from behind there instead. FML
Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
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Top comments
Gesula 24
F the bird's life.
Therewhenneeded 16
Oh dear...been there, done that. My sympathies.
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Comments (43)
simsgirlgem 25
lool am I the only one who thought of family guy where Brian goes it was a gift for the family
Reaper1984 13
all over it lmao
andyyroxx 20
Refer to comment below.
skyeyez9 25
My dogs could care less about birds. But if a squirrel is nearby, they go apeshit.
taylorluvsbieber 2
evil dog. poor bird :(
fordfan89 9
he just wanted something besides kibble for once.
mrperspire 4
Ahhh. You ruined his surprise. Dogs always give their owners dead animals as gifts. He was just prepping it for you.
BFons 19
It was a gift for the family.
RockDrRoll 9
It was a present for the family!
aircon 7
I kinda puked in my mouth! holy crap that's gross! I feel sorry that you touched that
mollyjbear23 10
Why is nobody addressing the fact that the bird was in the house? Either there was an honest-to-goodness Snow White moment with a bird in the house, or that dog can catch birds!