Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
Today, I went into work to finish one last task, but decided to also have a fire in the pit. I grabbed the wrong can of fuel and ended up taking a fireball to the face, singed the hair on my head, arms, and I have to shave my beard off… Well, what’s left of it. FML
Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
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razi1 20
The things we do in our boredom
enddmd 27
Boredom combined with anything never ends well.
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Comments (87)
telli164 30
What.the.****
lifesentence 11
you need a hobby. ..like reading more FMLs
Ki11erC 18
Weird things I so patoo
Pilos_in_manu_fml 7
I feel like commenting something humourous involving H2SO4 and predeceased progeniture, but it seems the "chemical burns" category is already taken :(
rdenkewicz 11
When you don't have direct tv, you play board games by yourself. When you play board games by yourself, you get bored. When you get bored, you singe your pubic hair and burn your balls with a faulty hair dryer. Don't singe your pubic hair and burn your balls with a faulty hair dryer, get direct tv.
dawsonstar 15
I was thinking that exact same thing
funsize1752 7
Warming up someone's dinner?
rockhead1270 5
Corn Rolls next? Lol. Wouldn't surprise me some nut for a selfi
sydstoomuch 19
Burnt* balls
CaptainPicard 3
How close was this blow dryer to your nether regions to burn your balls and singe your pubes? Boredom at its finest.
Brock_Tha_Jock 1
Lil smokies, anyone?