Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
Today, I went into work to finish one last task, but decided to also have a fire in the pit. I grabbed the wrong can of fuel and ended up taking a fireball to the face, singed the hair on my head, arms, and I have to shave my beard off… Well, what’s left of it. FML
Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
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razi1 20
The things we do in our boredom
enddmd 27
Boredom combined with anything never ends well.
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Comments (87)
kirkklkl 4
Nobody likes roasted nuts!
squarecircles 13
Just get some ice
TheMystery13 13
Hopefully you're now sterile as well. Darwinism, you know.
soldiat_fml 17
I'm guessing you deserved this one.
Mimical 3
You are the definition of a retard I swear. Do people use common sense or does everyone that posts an FML clearly not use it
JonDG 12
why would you blow dry your pubes in the first place? to give them that natural looking fluff??
GreenDayBJAIsHot 7
smooth move lol
LyricaSilvan 30
This is part of why men die earlier in life than women. You do really dumb things when you're bored. All the same, sorry you got hurt, but maybe next time don't try to fix boredom with heated objects?
CiaphasCain2 20
Im sure I'll regret asking but, what the heck were you doing with a hairdryer on your balls?!