Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
Today, I went into work to finish one last task, but decided to also have a fire in the pit. I grabbed the wrong can of fuel and ended up taking a fireball to the face, singed the hair on my head, arms, and I have to shave my beard off… Well, what’s left of it. FML
Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
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razi1 20
The things we do in our boredom
enddmd 27
Boredom combined with anything never ends well.
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Comments (87)
iateapenguin 27
This definitely needs a follow-up!
ThomasBombadil 31
Great, now there will be a sticker of a guy blow drying his nether regions with a red circle and a line through it on all future blow dryers.
junkman6 22
Only if he sues the company. Sadly he probably could sue, win, and become rich.
MattBenid_fml 12
This is how new style born ;) Soon it will be fashion
JonDG 12
if you are going to attempt at speaking english at least speak it correctly?
sunnyray812 42
What kind of hairstyle were you planning on doing with your pubes? O.o
Pleonasm 36
I could see him pulling off a handlebar moustache.
blake1015 24
Perhaps a Fu Manchu?
TheCrispyCat 20
If a girl would do this damn that would be sexy.
classiceagle63 16
Well that must have been a hairy situation.
dmbfan31 7
I'll bet that made a pleasant smell. :p
Next2No1 6
Should be interesting explaining how you found out the hair dryer doesn't work anymore
Shadowbay 18
Did you turn the heat on high? Something like that you use the lower setting ;) haha
liuliuliu 10
A fashion aspect
Mauskau 36
When I was three I set my house on fire with a faulty hair dryer. Be glad you only burned yourself for being an idiot.