goldengirl
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Bad aim
Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the first time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML
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revert 1
And you laugh at us guys, wee can aim :)
RedPillSucks 33
What does being a woman have to do with this? Peeing in a cup may not be rocket science, but it's not easy when you can't aim. Next time, try peeing over/in the toilet and just place the cup in the stream.
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Comments (115)
ryankon518 3
Haha win! I don't even know how that is possible.
that_is_Nathy 9
The FLOOR? O.o You can still sit on the toilet, you know...
swimchica22 0
They can only aim their piss better. Because of this thing called a PENIS.
WeooBeans 14
I always though it was common sense that you sat down to pee in a cup.....
skidr0jr 6
failure, you had one
SneakherHead 5
I no scope when I piss :D
brianod 0
peeing with a boner is probably harder
Midnightpearls 13
It's really hard to position those stupid cups. I always have to wash off my hands afterwards.
fergie0815 2
I would hope you would wash your hands after you pee anyway.
Cheesecakee 11
Um I dont get this....were you standing??
J_Shorty_17 6
you've never had to take a urine sample? Have you been to the doctor's before this? At almost every doctors appointment when i was a young child, i had to pee in a cup. I still fail to see how you peed all over the door or aim at all.. I'm a girl and i'm not sure how any girl can pee upwards lol.. Unless you are transgendered then i guess this would make sense.