goldengirl
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Bad aim
Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the first time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML
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revert 1
And you laugh at us guys, wee can aim :)
RedPillSucks 33
What does being a woman have to do with this? Peeing in a cup may not be rocket science, but it's not easy when you can't aim. Next time, try peeing over/in the toilet and just place the cup in the stream.
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Comments (115)
Enigmax2514 7
Cmon it's a fact that boys can aim better than girls, that's why boys stand and girls sit, and most guys don't bother to aim properly so you shouldn't be too hard on yourself op. Next time, try a smarter way to do it though
pink_raindrops 26
Girls don't aim at all so of course men can aim better. Lol. All you do is hold the cup under you to catch it, it's not exactly hard to figure out. I'm rather amazed she was able to get her pee all over the room like that.
bizarre_ftw 22
Hey, if you're gonna fail.... ^_^
BellaBelle_fml 23
That's not really why guys stand...
Danni_04 13
How does that even work....?
bizarre_ftw 22
Read 11, you'll get it
WtfLoser 13
Aw you poor thing, if it had gone on my handbag, I'd die.
guitargoddess89 3
over dramatic much?
talktomandybaby 8
Wow. Hopefully it wasn't a designer purse and it was some cheap knock off :)
Senior29 8
reload! :D
robc32ca 4
My take away from this is her statement "cup my own pee". If she experienced with cupping someone else's then one would assume she should have the skill to do her own.
leadman1989 16
This probably wouldn't have happened if you weren't soooo high... Ke$ha. Yeah I know it's you you're the only person dumb enough to do something like that.
bizarre_ftw 22
How did you fail at that?!! It's a common request for yearly check ups!!! What third world - limited medical country did you grow up in?! -_^
timetogrowup 0
It may be a common request for a visit to the doctor, but some people don't have insurance and can't afford something as basic as a yearly check-up.
ccthompson 0
I never have to pee in a cup during my yearly check-ups..
Lei_Aili 18
Not necessarily. I've only been asked to give urine samples if I'm going to the doctor for a bladder infection, or if I'm getting a pre-employment drug test. I've never had to give one just for a normal physical, and I get those every year.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#11... TL;DR
bizarre_ftw 22
Then why bother making a comment involving it? -_^ YS;DC
THE_A_TEEN 28
all right, you got me =( (goes to corner of shame and weeps alone)
that_is_Nathy 9
The floor? It's not a pool, it fits in the toilet so you can STILL sit on it O.o
BuffaloSabres134 8
It's would be much easier if your a man, we can aim :) and really sorry about your day, don't worry better days are on their way :)