Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the first time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML
What does being a woman have to do with this?
Peeing in a cup may not be rocket science, but it's not easy when you can't aim.
Next time, try peeing over/in the toilet and just place the cup in the stream.
I don't get how the hell you somehow managed to spray the floor, the door and your handbag with your own pee. I don't even think a man would be able to do that!
If you were able to get it to spray everywhere like that, then your underparts must be pretty messed up.
That or you decided to do the time warp whilst peeing...
Are you sure you're a woman? Because that's some intense spray you got going on otherwise. Floor, purse and door. Really? The door? Like how does that happen?
And you laugh at us guys, wee can aim :)
What does being a woman have to do with this? Peeing in a cup may not be rocket science, but it's not easy when you can't aim. Next time, try peeing over/in the toilet and just place the cup in the stream.