Bad aim goldengirl - - Australia Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the first time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML 24 664 17 040
hendrix1 - 25/08/2011 14:33 - United States Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML 36 630 4 525
Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML 512 153