Today, I went to visit my long-distance boyfriend for the first time. His room is decorated top to bottom with swastikas and confederate flags. FML
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Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML
Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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PenguinPal3017 19
Sounds like a red flag.
RinoaHeartilly 36
Time to end that relationship.
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Comments (31)
Kruxon 11
Maybe long distance was better..
megnifique 14
Been there, run for your life!
Project71 16
sounds like me but I dont have Confederate flags
Cali 57
If you're saying that your room is full of swastikas, please leave FML and don't come back.
rustybucket 24
Please tell me he’s now an ex boyfriend?
Davros 12
At least you'll have something to wipe your ass with
ZombrexOverdose 9
you hear that? Mick Gordon BGM tunes are playing. You know what to do now.
Thatguy25798 5
1) nothing wrong with the confederate flag 2) swastikas? Uh oh
randybryant799 21
And his sick beliefs never came up when you were talking to him? That seems odd.
randybryant799 21
And his beliefs never came up in conversation? That seems odd.