Today, I went to visit my long-distance boyfriend for the first time. His room is decorated top to bottom with swastikas and confederate flags. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML
Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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PenguinPal3017 19
Sounds like a red flag.
RinoaHeartilly 36
Time to end that relationship.
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Comments (31)
RichardPencil 32
When one gets in an LDR, the inevitable question is: If that person is so great, why can’t they get a local girlfriend? Mystery solved here. Case closed!
RichardPencil 32
When you can’t find Mr. Right, you might settle for Mr. Reich.
Emma Marshall 19
Dating someone you've never met? Right
rsue 14
I'm happily engaged to a guy I met online who lives 2400 miles away. We've been together for nearly eight years. The distance isn't the issue here.
interesting33 37
it sounds to me like they might have met but she'd not gone to his house before
interesting33 37
OP* I don't know what their gender is. Though if the bf is a Nazi I would imagine he'd be intolerant of LGBT too
amarie2009 22
I highly doubt that hasn't come up in conversation before.
dexter420 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well it is legal for blacks to pull guns on random people or play the knockout game. I hate racist but lets be serious since the law won’t
kotolokacja 6
... what.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I don't know where you live, but in every sovereign state I've stepped in, it's illegal for anybody, regardless of skin color, to pull out a gun on a random person.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
that is a serious red flag
Misoranomegami 16
Sad truth is I would not be surprised at all if he starts describing you un ironically as a feminazi and sending you threats while bitching online that it's your fault he can't get laid. There's a pretty big over lap between the Incel (involuntary celibacy) groups and white supremacy. Stay safe out there. Hopefully you're long distance enough he leaves you alone.
Lobby_Bee 18
Why the hell not? Could be fun.
RinoaHeartilly 36
For a lot of people racism is a turnoff.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
It stops being fun real soon. For a start you know he's going to suggest they take their first holiday together in Czechoslovakia.
kotolokacja 6
Radical views of any kind are usually a turnoff. If you ignore that red flag, you can't blame anyone for getting beat up down the line. Especially if you hold different views and he knows it.
DanielleinDC 34
I'm a bit surprised. This never came up conversations? He never Facetimed you from his room? Hopefully you can get a hotel and change your flight so you can go back home and ghost this guy.
WaYlon137 6
Take out the Swasticas and have found my room