Today, I recently gave birth to my daughter, and my husband and I both have dark hair and bushy eyebrows. We never thought it was a problem until our daughter was born with a dark, bushy unibrow. Now I'm too nervous to take pictures of her 'cause our family and friends laugh every time they see her. FML
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Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
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Top comments
BeautifulChaos27 37
I really want to say FYL but if you already can't accept your daughter for who she is then FHL & YDI. Friends and family who laugh at a baby for something she can't help are asshats.
hasooon 24
People opinions are the least thing you should care about. Congrats on your beautiful daughter.
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Comments (130)
ndaguanno 17
Helga Pataki anyone?
peeta0330 18
Shave the unibrow then
BloodyGlass 10
Tell the family to stuff it, or you're not visiting anymore.
8djht8 19
damn p.s. thick natural luscious eyebrows, better than non existent drawn on ones.
BeenIt 5
Take all the pictures you can or you'll regret it. I bet she's gorgeous!!!
manuwish 9
when you have the cutest little thing with a unibrow and giggle cause it's cute doesn't mean you're making fun of it..don't take it so hard, when she comes to the age she will be interested in boys, she will have perfected the art of eyebrow epilation and having it will have been an asset to her life :)) think positive
avila_boy22 12
2 + 2 = 1? shes still gotta be a cute baby regardless
Calibeauty_ 13
Maybe you shouldn't have had a baby with a guy that also had hairy ass bushy brows like yours if you were gonna be afraid to show off your baby. You're such a bitch and you don't deserve to ever have anymore babies. ******* ****.
vix9002 15
Hmmm. Isn't there something called..... :D A RAZOR?!
nuckibug 4
so sad, poor baby.