Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML
Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML
Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
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meanie_monday 0
Wouldn't you feel the roughness of his hand or something?
divineinstrument 2
I love how accidentally kissing a guy's hand makes you gay, even if you're not attracted to other men Besides the OP could be a woman for all we know. Why have we assumed he's a man?
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Comments (181)
Stevieebabyy 0
Um...you didn't notice that?
saze_fml 0
More like the doctor didn't notice?! ******* pervert
visage 0
Having a daughter, I know how scary a doc appt is for the parent. Pay attention next time!
tjoetjoe 0
hahahah cute! not realy a fml
nigga_please123 0
hahaha you fail
kawa_fml 0
how on earth did you not notice what was literally right under your nose for more than a second?
mercilessadi 0
Ydi y? Coz 1) u have a daughter 2)u make ur daughter sick 3) u go to a doc who is gay like u 4) u kiss ur daughter 5) u even kiss the doc 6) u try to flirt with him n wen he dint respond to u as u had expected u come here 7) u post ur **** here 8) n those mods take ur crap n post it so.. U deserve it. N if u r a female u deserve more than this
xHaniffax 0
You're really not funny....just a lame asshole
PaulieeBooMN 0
win
dtubbz53 0
wow seriously? i wonder why ur comment got buried? well lets see 1)cuz u have no respect 2)u were acting extremely rude 3)no one wanted to see ur dumb comment 4)u were wrong 5)in no way was the parent being a perv, they just have some eye issues 6)im sure he wasnt doing it on purpose 7)u were being sexist when u said 'if ur a female u deserve more than this0 8)the OP is a perv for kissing his daughter but really, this is a bad fml, and we need to start moderating better ones
shaZamy 0
does the back of your daughters head feel like a laytex glove
lexiBRo 0
Pediatricians generally don't put on latex gloves for a regular check up.. They just wash their hands in between patients.
misty_donna 0
how can you mistake a hand for the back of a head? ^o)
imadonkeymoooo 0
Noob
Shanny_fml 0
hahah i lol'd at this one :D