Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML
Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML
Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
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meanie_monday 0
Wouldn't you feel the roughness of his hand or something?
divineinstrument 2
I love how accidentally kissing a guy's hand makes you gay, even if you're not attracted to other men Besides the OP could be a woman for all we know. Why have we assumed he's a man?
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Comments (181)
suri23 11
Embarassing maybe, but not a FYL
sdfrew 0
if the doctor was hot I probably would like make out with him and put the baby down xD jk but still I'm perverted a bit and watch **** slot so....yeah it wouldn't matter I guess if *I* did it with the doctor.
skittleface 0
what happened afterwards?
XTheDesertSongX 17
wow that sucks that he didn't tell you that you were :/ he probably liked it. especially if your a girl :/ but it's not really an fml, is it?
Scotticus117 11
im pretty sure the OP is a woman, not that a man can't kiss his daughter to comfort her but just saying, and didn't kissing a guy's hand use to be some kind of manerism or something, it's not really a fml, it was only his hand, and doctor's have really clean hands...
MissHannah_fml 0
Ha, I was going to say that he was pretty rude to not say anything, but then again, wouldn't you be able to tell the difference between your baby's head...and an old guys hand? If this is real, you're pretty blind to the obvious....
vampire121 0
HAHAHA! awkward....
SpitFyre 0
You didn't notice? The doctor didn't say anything? WTF?
onthe_edge 0
yeah i feel ya... my aunt was driving in a car and i was sitting in the middle of the back seat and her son was sitting to the left of me and he wasnt feeling good so she started to pat his leg for comfort but she was doing that to my leg... i didnt say anything i was in shock haha
Crazyd1 0
My sons head feels kinda weird and wrinkly...I would probs mistake it for a hand ;)