Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I was doing my nightly exercises in the living room after my kids went to bed. My youngest got up and saw me doing some hip mobility moves that I’ll admit look a little weird. He then told his teacher that mommy was humping a pillow on the floor. FML
Today, I was at an outdoors Christmas party and I jokingly complained that my son says 'mama' way more than he says 'dada'. One of my students was at the party and watched him for a couple of hours. He taught him to say 'dada' every time he sees a bug. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
Today, I was babysitting four kids. I turned the TV on for them, and set the youngest on my lap. She started giggling and pointing at every single pimple I have, exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This went on for half an hour. FML
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Mariebaz 11
"Mommy, look what the babysitter taught me!"
chickenwalrus 14
did the parents call you an ass hole? anyone? no? okay sorry.
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Comments (111)
shawnaishere 14
You should have said " hey wait, I didn't teach you that!" now it's too late
kimg0885 23
The Macarena what other outdated dances are you teaching this kid? U should teach it to c walk haha
MindFreakazoid 10
'It?' You know what, I don't even wanna know, considering your profile pic
kimg0885 23
I said it because I don't know the gender. But I can tell u are a little girl who should keep rude things to herself, don't worry hun the PMS will get better after puberty
greeneyedpothead 10
I always call kids "it." They're not even real people, they're too little!! :-D I also mess with their faces. Mwuahaha.
unknown_user5566 27
The FML states that "it" is in fact a four year old girl.
hockeyoceancity 13
46- Serious question, what is your profile picture of/mean? What i see is a pony-like creature with a blunt in the paws making an expression like, "Whatever" so does that promote weed? I'm confused... Or is it saying whoever makes cartoon shows are tripping their balls off?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
The Macarena isn't outdated. The Hustle is. But C-Walking? Really? It's the stupidest dance I've ever seen, well, next to shuffling, of course.
ALpein 0
Outdated? It's a classic.
KiwiKitten 2
Also, considering that "It" happens to be 4 years old and is obviously perfectly capable of dancing... I think she knows how to walk. Just saying..
perdix 31
#72, is C-walking dumber than The Wobble?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Holy shit and all that's good and kind! Perdix replied to one of my comments! *squeal* Oh, right. Back to the comment. But I'm not sure much can be dumber than the C-Walk.
kimg0885 23
What does your pic mean? Who cares about my pic that much? Seriously i made an honest mistake I didn't noticed that she was a girl, no need to jump down my throat! And I said c walk cuz it was the first outdated dance that came to mind. Ps the Macarena is not a classic
PrincessPesa 20
101, says you! My first dance with my future husband at my future wedding will be to the Macarena and it will be BEAUTIFUL and MAJESTIC. Better than Sunrise, Sunset or What a Wonderful World... I haven't decided about the mooning addition yet however.
ryggsekk 8
where is the MIB memory eraser when you need it the most :DD
Pinkpoogle 3
Hopefully, if you're lucky, the parents will understand that the child did it on their own and yoh did not teach them that part. If they don't understand that, good luck on finding more babysitting jobs! :)
unknown_user5566 27
I'm guessing the parents decide to withold your payment of delicious trident layers gum?
unknown_user5566 27
Damnit. Decided*
newbiehere99 6
Please tell me this little girl's name isn't Candy, Daisy, Ginger, or any reference to those, if so ... This girl is definitely gonna be a successful exotic dancer ...
unknown_user5566 27
OP, do you have any hot, ditzy gal-pals? If so, teach them the Macarena and hope to God they "learn" it the same way the four year old did. ;)
Marissa1586 18
OUCH! xD I think u may be fired x3 nawww, they might understand! <3
oh_mr_jiggles 5
Talk about numb notes!
KiddNYC1O 22
Haha. If anything, she heightened the dance.