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Ayy Macarena

By fired - 27/06/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML

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Mariebaz 11

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:45

"Mommy, look what the babysitter taught me!"

chickenwalrus 14

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:45

did the parents call you an ass hole? anyone? no? okay sorry.

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franwins0827 7

Thursday 5 July 2012 19:53

HAHAHAHA! That's awesome!

imlifeless2 25

Monday 9 July 2012 22:31

HEEEEY, MACA-MOON-A!

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