Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML
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Dutchie2010 0
hahahhahahahaah...you should have pulled into the driveway and rolled down your window and said "woah you live here too??"
dino_witha_cape 0
Hahaha. "Well, that's funny, because so am I." and then park and walk into your house. she'd be the embarrassed one x)
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Travestie616 0
Now we're calling thirds? Jesus. And yeah, that's pretty funny and sad. Haha.
Scribble 0
Maybe you should have drove an old van and offered some free canday instead??
fulbrama000 0
#12 do you speak English? it's candy not canday
tencalories 3
wait wait wait what's english
xgirxcupcakex 0
canday is just a more fun way of pronouncing candy. haha, youure such a grammar nazi.[x
CaptainAtMan 3
What a bitch. Should have asked to come inside and when she says no say you already have a key.
Dmoira 0
I'm assuming you two have at least an acquaintanceship where you would expect her to recognize you. If so, I hope you embarrassed her. She deserves it. If not, yeah, that would've been creepy.
PrettyAwesum 0
more like FHL she probably felt really stupid! haha this is pretty rough.
alotta_fachina 0
she's not necessarily a bitch, maybe the poster is a creeper or she was just uncomfortable
BigLord 0
I'm so damn curious to know what happened next xD
Bitts 0
Anybody else curious as to why he was offering a girl he liked a ride as he was approaching his house?
Kgirl2cute 6
because she didn't know that, and he wanted to do something nice to get her attention :)
tencalories 3
did you really ask that question he was trying to be nice you tard
Morokea 0
That's funny but I wouldn't be too bothered. She's not a bitch for being shy or uncomfortable. :
mk1o3o 0
"okay bitch. then get the **** off my driveway."
xPedobear 0
'nuff said
MariaxMayhem 0
#20 FTW!!!!