Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML
Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, I answered a call I thought was from my friend and opened with, “What do you want, fuck face?” It was actually my dentist confirming my appointment. There was a long pause before she politely repeated my name to ensure they had the right patient. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML
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Top comments
1000101 1
That doctor was very unprofessional. Personally, if I was your friend with the schnoz, I'd go to a different cosmetic surgeon. That doctor should know better than to make any assumptions.
MackenzieB 0
WHAT A DICK
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Comments (24)
Darraghscoot 0
maybe he read the wrong file?:)
redsox4021 0
WTF is it like a suprise honestly not trying to be mean but don't u realize ur fatty.
TheBananaTheif 0
"before he could look at the consult papers"
Holy_ish 19
lmao sucks to be you
kbrs10 0
That's so ****** up
sammyluvspugs 4
Aww sorry :/ you nor ur friend need plastic surgery
dmplayer91 0
Take a hint fatty
Kyoakuhan 22
Hope you both walked right out.
fantasyworld 39
Sorry that was very unprofessional.
mellajella 14
Maybe you should start a diet and exercise plan. You have nobody to blame but yourself.