Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, a woman came up to my cash register, where I was struggling with the cash, and asked if we took cash. FML
Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML
Today, at work as a bank teller, an angry customer complained that the payments on his two credit cards had been messed up the previous month, with the wrong amount being credited to each account. I asked if he knew who'd helped him. He said, "Well, it wasn't you - she was younger and prettier!" FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML
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Top comments
CherishFlowers 0
The teller shouldn't have sterotyped you. You're not a stripper just because you have small bills... and she had no right to say that.
ladidadi 0
She should be fired! What a rude comment to make to a customer.
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Comments (207)
grlwitperlEring 0
Uh the fact that she called it "Dirty money" makes me think that she thought you were a hooker not a stripper...
esushi 0
Hookers don't get paid with $1 bills.
FoundManyLemons 0
What a ****. Complain to her manager, and/or change banks.
maipinkbear 0
lol that sucks. i feel your pain though. i used to be a waitress and i'd have a bunch of small bills but i always deposited them with my paycheck and explained that i was a waitress, just for good measure.
Zlappy 0
Uhm, am i the only one seeing this as a possitive mistake. So the Teller thaught you where pretty enough to be a stripper, Strippers are usually really good looking and whats the problem with stripping really? I can only see this as a possitive mistake, if anyone mistook me for a stripper i would thank them.
theshinepolice 0
ALL money is dirty, whether it was touched by a stripper or not. many dirty hands of little kids and such. most money unless fresh printed has been everywhere and back, she can't judge. so FYL because she apparently doesnt know ALL types of people can have dirty money.
kissesinbetween 0
I would have scold her real bad.
THATGIRL27 0
thats why dumb ****** like that bank teller should be smacked..and learn to think before they speak :)
McLaughlane 0
"your kind?" who the hell does that bank teller think she is? She has no right to judge you. I'm sorry this happened to you! FYL :/
AntiChrist7 0
"Pecunia non olet" Yeah it's Latin, and to save you the trouble: "Money doesn't smell bad, whatever way you earned it"