Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, a woman came up to my cash register, where I was struggling with the cash, and asked if we took cash. FML
Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML
Today, at work as a bank teller, an angry customer complained that the payments on his two credit cards had been messed up the previous month, with the wrong amount being credited to each account. I asked if he knew who'd helped him. He said, "Well, it wasn't you - she was younger and prettier!" FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML
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Top comments
CherishFlowers 0
The teller shouldn't have sterotyped you. You're not a stripper just because you have small bills... and she had no right to say that.
ladidadi 0
She should be fired! What a rude comment to make to a customer.
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Comments (207)
blacklite69 0
What a BITCH. Good on you for not slapping her!
photofool 0
You should have freaked her out by saying something alluding to the bills coming from naughty places.... so she can feel gross about touching them and counting them
PurpDOODE 0
EPIC WIN! THAT CLERK IS A WINNAH.
Jennydew 0
I hope you complained to the branch manager. Get her in trouble for sterotyping you.
alijacket 0
If this really did happen in Utah, I'm not surprised. That place is filled with self-righteous assholes.
RyanRaygun 0
I've worked in a bank before. Stripper money is no fun.
ohhhhman 0
Haha, sounds like someone is a hypocrite..."that place is filled with self righteous ____". sounds like it's you? You know...thinking you're better than everyone else? Huh. Idiots. OP: here's what you do. You smile and say, "the only dirty part if this situation is your false assumptions." I'll betcha she'll learn something:)
a201 0
Take it as a compliment! You must be good looking!!
QueenNeesee 0
photofool= greatest idea ever! yea seriously hope u told the manager
nixxx90 0
haha I work in a restaurant too and I have told the teller before she could even make a comment on it that's it was tip money. but what a bitch
nlandcena 0
I say go back and call her a cuntbag.